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Dawn: "I thought you were going to pick up some more 2%."
Kathy: "Too expensive."
Kathy: "I got a little carton of cream instead. Just dilute it with 98 parts tap water to every two parts cream, and presto, you got 2%."
Kathy: "I also managed to swipe some crusts and a handful of birdseed from a feeder, so I skipped on the sesame seed rolls, too."
Dawn: "I suppose there's no point in asking if you have your half of the rent..."
Kathy: "Did I mention I had a Tic Tac and a packet of mustard for lunch?"
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