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Kathy: "I got groceries!"
Dawn: "What the devil's that?"
Kathy: "They call it a 'wacky slapper.' I couldn't resist."
Dawn: "What's it do?"
Kathy: "Do? Hmm..."
Salesman: "Based on the rate of one new customer being born every minute, here's our projected '98 sales..."
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