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Life of Riley: 17
Kate: "Welcome to Physics 101. I hope you're all in the right room, 'cause I'm sure as heck not gonna let any of you pansies crawl off."
Kate: "Completing this course will be the toughest task you've ever tackled. You'll learn to hate me as the months drag by, but by God I'm not going to cut you a micron of slack!"
Kate: "You'll study Heisenberg until your eyes bug, you'll compute neutrino mass values till your fingers bleed, you'll ponder Schröedinger's cat until--"
Student 1: "Uh..."
Kate: "Yes -- green spot in the back row."
Student 1: "You're in the wrong room. This is Psych 590."
Student 2: "I smell a thesis..."
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