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Dawn: "Well, our outgoings have overtaken our income. It's crunch time."
Kathy: "I hate crunch time."
Dawn: "To help us get back on track, I've put together a list of several cost-saving, money-making options."
Dawn: "Option one: Sell your hair to a wigmaker."
Kathy: "My hair!?"
Dawn: "Option two: Sell your left lung and right kidney to the hospital."
Kathy: "Option three had better be really sunny..."
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