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Thursday, 17 April 1997
Kathy: "The key to designing a successful android is to give it a complex personality."
Kathy: "For this Beering droid, for instance, we wrote a wide variety of verbal and motor subroutines, allowing it to convincingly conduct fund-raising exercises, staff meetings, social pleasantries... The whole shmeer."
Ed: "I thought he seemed a little wooden at commencement."
Kathy: "Well, he's never been quite right since Windows 95"
Beering: "*Bzeep!* Stormtroopers? Here in Cloud City? Oh no!"
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