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Tuesday, 8 April 1997
Ed: "Some of my students are having trouble with their computers."
Dalek: "Then they must be exterminated!"
Dalek: "Biological life is both unpredictable and self-renewing. Computers are not. The machines, then, must be protected from the dangerous ignorance of your fallible -- and easily replaceable -- undergrads."
Ed: "Hmm, would we exterminate just the computer-illiterate ones?"
Dalek: "Naturally. (Yes! He's hooked!)"
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