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Tuesday, 18 February 1997
Bot: "You're lookin' down, Kathy."
Kathy: "I'm lonely, Bot."
Kathy: "I mean, since I got into grad school I haven't gone on one date. Not one! I miss having someone to be with, someone to talk to, someone to cuddle."
Bot: "So let's cuddle!"
Kathy: "I appreciate the thought, but..."
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