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Monday, 21 April 1997
Huw: "It's Celebrity Week here at Academia Nuts, so let's meet the stars! The part of Ed will be played by comic actor Chris Farley, Kathy will be portrayed by musician Courtney Love, and shock jock Howard Stern will be standing in for the redoubtable Bot."
Chris: "Hi!" Courtney: "*cough*"
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Huw: "Now if we can just suppress their personalities, everything'll be fine..."
Chris: "Look, I can do a hand-stand! Woo-hoo!"
Howard: "So Courtney, you ever had sex with a woman?"
Courtney: "You ever had a guitar crammed up your freaking nose?"
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